Sunday, August 21, 2011

Gnarrows Race 2011

The Gnarrows Race is a grassroots event on the Poudre River. If anyone asks, it's not really an event at all, just a bunch of paddlers that happen to be paddling together on the same stretch of river. No money changes hands, and there's not much publicity about the race. For years now, I have lived in Fort Collins, and heard all the trash talking that happens online about the race, but never had the chance to compete, although Natalie competed in 2009. This year, the race happened a little later than usual, and we were just barely able to make it back from the Slave in time.

Looking back at Natalie's post from 2009, there are a lot of similarities between the two years. In 2009, Natalie's mom happened to be visiting, and took a bunch of photos of the race. This year, it was my mom. In 2009, Natalie broke her Werner bentshaft just before the race, and had to borrow a paddle. This year, exactly the same thing happened. In 2009, we have a photo of Kyle trying to pass Natalie right below the airplane boof (and he eventually did pass her). This year, same pass, same spot. And of course, both years, Natalie was the only female racer.

Anyway, here's the blow-by-blow account of the race. We got off to a late start because many of the race organizers were helping clean up a swim in the second rapid of the course (ahem... Spencer...). There weren't many competitors, so we ended up with two heats of 4 and a heat of 5 for prelims.

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Prelims are a race through the whole Narrows; from up above Upper Narrows down to the end of Lower Narrows. It's a couple miles, and pretty tiring. I had been training a little on the Slave, but I had forgotten that the race would be taking place at high altitude in the Colorado mountains, so I had good bursts of speed but got winded easily. Fortunately, I had a fast start and was able to pull just barely ahead of Austin Woody, then managed to hold on to my lead with some lucky lines through the first few rapids. After that, I was pretty much set.

Kyle (previous champ) battles his way through Whiteline. Gnarrows Race 2011

Austin still right on my tail at Whiteline. Gnarrows Race 2011

Natalie was in the 5 person heat, and it was an incredibly stacked heat. They all started very tight, and stayed tight all the way to the finish line. There was a flurry of passes in Super Collider, the first rapid. Natalie had a fast line through the main part of the drop and passed Evan, but then got hung up on some rocks in the runout and was passed by Evan and someone else. They all came in to Whiteline very close.

Heat 3. Gnarrows Race 2011

The tricky move in Whiteline is a sticky eddy near the bottom of the drop (this is where Spencer swam, right before the race). Natalie ended up in that eddy, but was able to paddle out on her first try and stay very competitive. She might have even moved up to second place. Things were kind of confusing in the photos.

Natalie enters the eddy. Gnarrows Race 2011

Just after exiting the eddy (full contact eddy turn). Gnarrows Race 2011

The three prelim heats launched at some close intervals, so I was still in my boat when Natalie's heat arrived at the finish line. Curt was out ahead, but not by much, and then the other four boats were literally still running into each other jockeying for position as they crossed the finish line. Evan managed to pass Natalie during one of the final moves in the last rapid, and she took third in her heat.

The top 2 advance from each heat, but here's the cool part of the Gnarrows race: there is an extra round in between prelims and semifinals, where everyone who didn't qualify for semis gets another chance to race head to head and get into semis anyway. This year, because of how the numbers worked out, it was a heat of seven people with the top two achieving official redemption. This inbetween round is known as the Losers' Bracket.

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Nathan had ended up third in my heat, putting him in the Losers' Bracket. He had an excellent start, and maintained a solid lead for a seat in semifinals.

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Natalie had smooth lines, but they weren't enough to catch up to Nathan's start, and she took second, which still put her in semis.

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Seven people is quite a few when you're in a river bed this small.

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But I guess that doesn't matter if you're winning.

With our new qualifiers from the Losers' Bracket, we had two heats of four people each in semifinals. The top two from each heat would advance to the final round. I was in the first heat, right up next to Evan at the start line, but also racing against Nathan and Josh Heise. Evan got boxed in between Nathan and I at the start, and wasn't able to get his paddle into the water, putting him way behind. When the metaphorical dust settled, I found that I was in second, ramming Josh, who was first. I backed off a little for the boof, and lost ground, but eventually managed a pass near the bottom of the course.

About to pass Josh, with Nathan and Evan following. Gnarrows Race 2011

Natalie was in the second semifinals heat, and once again found herself in a very stacked heat. The whole pack was incredibly tight through the whole course. Near the airplane boof, it looked like Curt might pull way out ahead, but he flipped over and lost most of his lead.

Semifinals heat 2. Note the bottom of Curt's boat over on the right. Gnarrows Race 2011

In the chaos surrounding the boof, Austin Woody managed to pull out into the lead just ahead of Curt. Natalie passed Kyle, but the two of them were still in full contact across the flats.

You can tell from Kyle's face that he really wants to make the pass. Gnarrows Race 2011

Just like in 2009, Kyle kept dogging at Natalie and managed to squeeze past her, but the two of them had lost too much time battling each other, and neither of them moved on to the next round. It was Austin, then Curt, then Kyle, then Natalie.

This meant that our finals round was ready to go. Austin and I were the first place finishers from the previous round, so we had first pick of the start locations. After a coin toss, Austin started closest to the current, and I started on the opposite side of the lineup, in the hope that I would be able to get some effective strokes while everyone else bunched up trying to catch current. Curt and Josh were in the two middle spots.

My strategy almost worked, except I actually came out of the start in third place. Curt was out in the lead, and I was behind Austin and ahead of Josh. Finals was the closest matched heat yet, and we were all very tight, but I was definitely battling for last.

Finals heat! Gnarrows Race 2011

I had a little hiccup leaving the cauldron below the airplane boof, and Josh snuck past me.

Josh passes me, just below the airplane boof. Gnarrows Race 2011

I hadn't even really realized that I was in fourth, I just saw how close I was to Josh and Austin, and hammered as hard as I could to either knock them off line or make a pass.

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Down below the late boof, in the last couple moves of the course, I had practiced an alternate line, in case this exact thing happened. The river is pretty narrow, and unless the leader makes a mistake it's very hard to pass someone when you're both in the same channel. I practiced this alternate line so that I would have an unblocked path to try to take, giving me a slightly better chance at passing whoever was in the normal channel.

As I committed to the alternate route, I realized that Josh, who was right ahead of me, had also broken to the right, which totally foiled my plan. However, I lucked out. He hit a couple rocks and got pushed out of the current, and I was able to capitalize on his small mistake and pull into third.

Reconnecting with the main channel, I saw that I had lost some ground and Austin had pulled ahead. This was the reason that most people had taken the left channel, after all. In a way my gamble had failed. However, in the second to last move, Austin took the left channel. That's the normal line when you're paddling for fun, since there is more water over there, but that channel zigzags enough that it is not the optimal race line. I barreled through the narrower, rockier, but straighter line just to the right, and gained just enough time to crash into Austin in the flats above the final move. We were neck and neck, and we both reached forward simultaneously to try to grab the water in front of the other person's boat. Lucky for me, I was in the Big Bang, which is a good 6 inches longer than Austin's boat, and I also have gigantic arms because I'm like a foot taller than him. I planted a stroke on the very front end of Austin's bow and yanked myself about half a boat length ahead of him.

While Austin and I were having our little reaching contest, Josh was paddling down a clear course behind us, and had managed to catch up. The three of us flew off the final boof all overlapping. I was barely in the lead, and Austin and Josh were on either side of me, with their bows right at my elbows. Of course, Curt was so far ahead of any of us that he was already starting to climb out of his boat. I had taken second in my first ever Gnarrows race. We decided that Austin and Josh were close enough that they had tied for third.

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The first place prize is an engraved belt buckle that gets passed from champion to champion every year. Maybe some year I'll get ahold of it. Second prize is a 40, but I don't drink. I figured that since it was such a close finish, I would donate it to Austin and Josh.

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Stoked with a great finish, I joined a group of other paddlers headed up for a victory lap, and convinced a couple people to try out the new Fluid boats that we had with us. It was a great way to end a really fun day.

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So, in case you weren't able to follow all the twists and turns in that high speed narrative, here are some results:

1) Kurt Braunlich
2) Leif Anderson
3 (tie) Austin Woody and Josh Heise

5) Kyle McCutcheon (3rd in semis heat 2, 1st in prelim heat 1)
6) Nathan Werner (3rd in semis heat 1, 3rd in prelim heat 2)

7) Evan Stafford (4th in semis heat 1, 2nd in prelim heat 3)
8) Natalie Anderson (4th in semis heat 2, 3rd in prelim heat 3)

And past there, I don't remember how people placed.

Goodbye to the Slave

This is our last Slave post for this year, unless we put together a overall summary post. For more of our adventures, check out Week 1, the wood movie, Week 2, paddlefest, and Week 3. There is also a map of the rapids online with rapid descriptions. Water levels can be checked here. There are also a whole heap of posts from 2009 and 2010: Driving, arriving, flooding, still flooding, Sweet Spot, Rollercoaster, and Outrageous.


It saddens my heart to write this, but, as it does every year, our trip to the Slave has finally ended. I spent the last few days moping around the house, and trying to have as much fun as possible out on the water.

On the last day, we took requests via facebook, and let the fans decide where we would go. Of course, the fans are not nice people, and they picked Outrageous (the crappiest flat wave on the whole river) and Rockem Sockem (which is a great wave with a little less water, but made a huge trashy hole on that day).

I hate to sound like a broken record here, but the Element is incredibly sick. We got to Outrageous and it was even flatter than last year. John took a quick ride, and he was able to frontsurf for a little while, but soon he washed off forwards. I was able to grind, stab, and clean blunt. I may have even stuck a helix. I can't remember. I could even catch it from the eddy, which I used to think was impossible. The Element rocks.

Brown grind. Slave 2011

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Downstream from there is the infamous Rock 'em Sock 'em. It's a slightly more technical rapid, with a moderately difficult entrance leading to a pair of big holes side by side. When the water drops, the river right hole gains a little bit of face, and becomes an incredible wave. You may have seen it in the old Scott Lindgren movies of the Slave. It's the one where the paddlers fight their way through a mean hole out to a nice wave, do big air moves in their Wavesport Z's, and occasionally fall back into the trashy section.

We now call the trashy section of the hole the Penalty Box. It's small at these levels, but it's still vicious. Unfortunately, once you've spent your time in the Penalty Box and finally fight out to the main wave, there's no wave. It's just a slightly less trashy section of hole. However, the crowd had spoken, and plus, on our 2008 trip at similar levels, we got a photo of me at that same spot that ended up in the Portfolio section of Kayak Session magazine, so we had to give it a try.

John in the pocket. Slave 2011

Carving out of the Box. Slave 2011

We got a little trashed, but (broken record) the amazing edges on the Element helped me carve out of the Penalty Box with minimal ass kicking. Once we got out to the pocket, the air just wasn't quite working for us, and, after a sad little surf at Rollercoaster (too low), we paddled back across for the last time of the year.

Then it was time for the inaugural run of a new Slave tradition: the farewell party.

John and Gen ready to party! Slave 2011

Getting the party started. Slave 2011

To most people, "party" means "get drunk", but since I don't drink, we tend to have slightly less conventional parties. Often back in Fort Collins, our parties involve a lot of Boggle and Bananagrams. Our farewell party was just the four of us out by the river, hanging out and having fun.

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And of course, the fun soon devolved into light painting and other tomfoolery.

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Then we packed up our boats and started the three day drive back to Fort Drytown.

Wrapping up the Element. The drive starts with three hours of gravel roads. Slave 2011

I saw a cloud on the way home. Slave 2011

Natalie's garden had turned into a jungle while we were gone. Slave 2011

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As soon as we got back, we ran up to the Poudre to get ready for the Gnarrows race. The Slave had been running at hundreds of thousands of cfs, and the Poudre had only a few hundred cfs. It was shockingly different. I can't wait to get back to the Slave next summer.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Slave River week 3

As Natalie put it yesterday, we've entered phase three of the trip. Paddlefest is over and we're getting into full stride. The water is back down to "high" levels, instead of "crazy" and all the rapids seem tame now. Rocks are starting to show all over the place. There are eddies everywhere. We no longer have to hunt around for new playspots. The river is familiar again.

For our previous posts, check out Week 1, the wood movie, Week 2, and paddlefest. There is also a map of the rapids online with rapid descriptions. Water levels can be checked here. There are also a whole heap of posts from 2009 and 2010: Driving, arriving, flooding, still flooding, Sweet Spot, Rollercoaster, and Outrageous.

Ok, enough historical links. Here are the daily updates!

Friday August 12: Rollercoaster 4,000 cms (141,000 cfs)

After a couple intense long days at Rollercoaster, we were all getting a little tired. Natalie took the day off and went with a group of geologists to see the salt flats, and John and I didn't motivate until about 12:30... sort of like today. On the way in, we finally got around to doing that road improvement that we'd been talking about for the past month.

Road improvement. Slave 2011

When we got to the wave, we had a pretty relaxed session, and even went home a little early, around 8:30 or so. We also took a couple shots with the 105mm lens, which provided a little more perspective.

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It's hard to get into that boat. Slave 2011

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Thursday August 11: Rollercoaster 4,400 - 4,000 cms (155,000 - 141,000 cfs)

John tries out a couple different methods for keeping his eye healthy. Slave 2011

John gets an eye infection

So apparently, on like tuesday or so, John got a little sand in his eye, and that sand put a little scratch on his eyeball, and then it got infected.

Eye infection? How is that possible? Slave 2011

Seriously, how could that have even happened? Slave 2011

Needless to say, we were all pretty baffled by this development. There were a lot of pinkeye jokes, and since tuesday was about 11 hours on the water, we even rested on wednesday and just made fun of John all day. But thursday we were right back at it. If the levels keep dropping, we'll only have a few more days at rollercoaster, and then we'll be surfing Rockem Sockem, which, honestly, I am a little scared about.

In the meantime, enjoy a fat batch of photos from the last two days.

Weird lookin' flipturn. Slave 2011

Natalie nails a nice blunt. Slave 2011

Back Pan Am. Slave 2011

Natalie works on the clean. Slave 2011

Natalie keeps working. Slave 2011

Leif has no eye infection. Slave 2011

Leif has no ear infection. Slave 2011

Leif has no sinus infection. Slave 2011

Helix. Slave 2011

Helix the other way. Slave 2011

Stab. Slave 2011

Clean right. Slave 2011

clean left. Slave 2011

Clean right air shot. Slave 2011

Good hull separation on the leftie. Slave 2011

John blunts. Slave 2011

Natalie stuck one of the only helices of the day. Slave 2011

Cool angle for a flashback. Slave 2011

John tries for an airscrew. Slave 2011

John with one of many left panams. Slave 2011

Stab left. Slave 2011

Still stabbing. Slave 2011

This helix was actually a total failure. Slave 2011

A little perspective on one of my favorite places on earth. Slave 2011

Who's artsy now? Slave 2011

Artsy clean. Slave 2011

Clowning around a little. Slave 2011

John tries out the clean. Slave 2011

John still working on the balance. Slave 2011

John gets a nice clean. Slave 2011

John goes big. Slave 2011

John rotates. Slave 2011

John makes contact. Slave 2011

Natalie about to eat it. Slave 2011

Natalie with a beautiful stab. Slave 2011

No flashback will ever look good again, after doing this one. Slave 2011

This wave is so cool. Slave 2011

Clean panam. Slave 2011

Enjoying lunch on the rocks. Slave 2011

Natalie still panams. Slave 2011



Monday August 8: Rollercoaster 4,400 cms (155,000 cfs)

Rollercoaster is back! I have been waiting to try out the Element on this wave, and it was every bit as awesome as I had hoped. Right now we're packing up to take another all day session out there, so I have to hurry, but here are a couple shots from monday.

Natalie KILLIN IT Slave 2011

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Finally found a large wave where I wasn't terrified of the backsurf. Slave 2011

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Still KILLIN Slave 2011

Getting good separation from the pile. Slave 2011

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Thursday August 4: Sweet Spot. 4,900 cms (173,000 cfs)

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After the Edge King contest, we took a day off (although I protested pretty loudly). Thursday, we came back to Sweet Spot for a rematch. The water had dropped, and the eddylines were much more manageable. The spot seemed downright tame.

Well, not all that tame. We still got a little beat up.

John tries the space Godzilla Slave 2011

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I'm not even sure what's going on here. Slave 2011

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Yeah, that's Natalie swimming after a skirt implosion. Slave 2011

But good times were had by all. John had some trouble getting his tricks to work. The Element was still the prime boat for the spot, but Natalie was getting huge moves too.

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Nice big helix. Slave 2011